omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
