You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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