Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Two words: nipple clamps
Randomize
