i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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