I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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