She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
My bed smells like the plague
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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