You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Randomize
