I wannas sexs uuuuu
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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