just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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