How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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