i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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