My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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