Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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