Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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