See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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