I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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