Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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