Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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