Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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