I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
is it fun? or sober?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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