And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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