shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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