Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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