Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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