I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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