I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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