Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I made him laugh his dick is mine
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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