So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
What a dumb baby whore.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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