Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
nutella sex= disaster
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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