Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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