Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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