Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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