Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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