Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
