I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
My bed smells like the plague
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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