she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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