just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
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