Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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