Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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