I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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