At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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