Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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