she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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