Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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