I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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