Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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