Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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