Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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