my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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