love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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