Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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