I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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